Wednesday Sports Thoughts.

Hey there ladies and gents. Welcome to a new segment which will be updated with more frequency. My outlook on the current sports landscape.

• So Michael Vick has been reinstated to play in the NFL. I can guarantee one team who will not sign him. The Cleveland Browns. Can you imagine Vick playing in the dog pound? The jokes would be endless. So i guess that also rules out the Ravens, Bengals, and Steelers since their division rivals. Speaking of this criminal, does no one else remember what he was like before all this happened? He was on a deep slide that everyone seems to forget about. He throws tons of INT's, has no accuracy, and was basically a glorified running back. Whichever team signs him is taking a huge risk. And in Cleveland that would include the mascot. I as a Packers fan really hope he goes to Minnesota. That team will not be as good as hyped.
• I'll keep this brief as I'm was saving it for another blog. Brett Favre, thank god for staying retired. All respect would have been lost had you played in the terrible purple and yellow jersey. How could you even think about screwing the Pack like that. Stay retired and keep it at that.
• Roy Halladay, the best athlete to ever wear a Toronto uniform. That is not just talking baseball either. If you can name a player who played for a Toronto team that has been this good for this long, and considered as the best across the league I'd love to hear it. This all said I would be pretty sad to see him go. I went to the so called last home game against the Tampa Rays and he was lights out. If I'm Philadelphia I trade whatever prospects the Jays ask for. With Doc the Philies could be dominant to another title. Whether the Jays should do it is another story. If we can't resign him, we may as well make the move. Get some prospects, and blow the team up.
• Fire J.P. Riccardi.
• Mark Buerle is a beauty. He also owes Wise a beer.
• The Toronto Raptors have more euros then strip club

Imagine the Raps Played in the West

Out of the 28 Games the Toronto Raptors have played against Western conference this season they have won 7. Bringing this record to 7-21...in the east our record is 16-26. Both very and I mean VERY underachieving records. When looking at who the Raps beat in the east it was:

Golden State

LA Clippers (Twice)

Houston (without McGrady)

Memphis

San Antonio

Sacramento

Lets just forget about the Spurs win, that could possibly be the best win of the year for the Raptors in the ACC.

We had the Clippers number this year but their record is also 18 - 54, and once we beat them without Baron Davis in the line-up which basically leaves them with Chris Kaman who actually believed he had ADD for years before they realised he didn't. (even started his own foundation)

We beat Houston when Trace didn't have it, a decent win and the boys really played Yao good.

Memphis and Sacramento are the scraps of the league with a combined record of 32-108...and we split the games with them

If the raps were in the west, instead of our 26 wins this season we would have 16 wins right now and sit right at the bottom with Memphis and the Kings...HOW EMBARASSING

Time to break these guys up **Bosh** let him deal with his child problems elsewear!

And lets thank god that the Raps are in the east and everyonce in awhile when we play to our potential we can win enough to be ahead of the Arenas-less Wizards.

GO RAPS GO