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Wednesday, June 17, 2009
2009 Millar Mock Draft
One of the most exciting days on the National Hockey League schedule is fast approaching, and I thought I would give my best guess at how the first round is going to play out. Here we go:Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 4th European Skaters
Again, don't be fooled by Josefson's stats. He was a boy playing against men on a top team in the Swedish Elite League. He is a very electric player, who is a born leader, and will be a solid addition to the Panther organization and the preparation for moving on without Jay Bouwmeester. Vancouver's first a little later on in the first round doesn't look so bad now, does it Jacques? Oh wait, you got the hell out of there.
16. Columbus Blue Jackets: D Simon Depres - St. John's Sea Dogs (6.03, 205) 66GP 2G 30A 32P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 8th NA Skaters
I'm not so sure the Blue Jackets keep this pick, with tremdous prospect depth, and a need to ensure another playoff appearance, especially a win or two. However, if they do, Depres would fit nicely in their system. With more offensive-minded defencemen Cody Golubef and Kris Russell coming through the sytem, Depres could represent the tougher, shutdown type.
17. St Louis Blues: D Ryan Ellis - Windsor Spitfires (5.09, 173) 57GP 22G 67A 89P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 16NA Skaters
That is not an error, Ellis did get 89 points last year as a defenseman. What scouts are worried about is obviously his size, as some think he he is not big enough to be an NHL defenceman. However, St. Louis, who has arguably the best prospect pool in the NHL, are thrilled to add the potential of Ellis to their organization. Fresh off his Memorial Cup victory, Ellis is ready to prove his critics wrong with a lenghty NHL career.
18. Montreal Canadiens: C Louis LeBlanc - Omaha Lancers (6.0, 178) 60GP 28G 31A 59P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 18th NA Skaters
Some Habs fans were upset two drafts ago when they passed on fellow francophone Angelo Esposito, and upset last year when their 1st round pick was traded for Alex Tanguay. The Habs here, get a solid two-way centreman that has speed and can maybe help fill the Habs void up the middle. That, or this pick is involved in a deal for Tampa Bay superstar Vincent Lecavalier...either or.
19. New York Rangers: C/RW Kyle Palmieri - USA U-18 (5.10, 191) 33GP 15G 15A 30P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 20th NA Skaters
With some interesting names still on the board, the Rangers select a kid from close to home in New Jersey. Palmieri is a fast, hard-working, offensive-minded player who could give the Rangers a boost in the scoring department in a few years, and can play both centre and right wing.
20. Calgary Flames: C/RW Landon Ferraro - Red Deer Rebels (5.11, 165) 68 GP 37G 18A 55P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 18th NA Skaters
I feel like the Flames could take Ferraro, Chris Kreider or Carter Ashton with this pick. However, with new head coach Brent Sutter, who also owns the Rebels, the Flames take a familiar face in Ferraro. Slightly undersized, Ferraro still plays with lots of energy, and accumulated 99 PIM last season. Should fit nicely into the Flames system.
21. Philadelphia Flyers: C Chris Kreider - Phillips Andover (6.02, 201) 26GP 33G 23A 56P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 14th NA Skaters
The Flyers get a big, tough player that can score, which is the type of player Philly likes. Kreider is the best U.S High School player in the draft, and many feel he is more than capable of transferring his game to a more competitive level with no problems, as his size and offensive ability are two of his greatest tools.
22. Vancouver Canucks: D David Rundblad - Skelleftea (6.02, 189) 45GP 0G 10A 10P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 6th European Skaters
I may have Rundblad a bit low, but apparently he is one of the most diverse players as far as positioning on scouts and General Managers list. However, with the Canucks only drafting 3 defencemen in the past 3 years, Mike Gills takes who he feels is the best defenceman left on the table.
23. New Jersey Devils: D Calvin de Haan - Oshawa Generals (6.00, 170) 68GP 8G 55A 63P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 25th NA Skaters
There's something about de Haan's play that screams NJ Devil. Last year, the Devils surprisinly took de Haan's teammate Kory Nagy in the 5th round. This defenceman has a lot of offensive potential from the back-end.
24. Washington Capitals: LW Carter Ashton - Lethbridge Hurricanes (6.03, 205) 70GP 30G 20A 50P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 12th NA Skaters
The Captials have a ton of young forward talent in the system, but they lack a true power forward type. Ashton fits the mould, and has the time he needs to develop into a power forward in the NHL for the Capitals.
25. Boston Bruins: D Stefan Elliot - Saskatoon Blades (6.00, 180) 71GP 16G 39A 55P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 17th NA Skaters
The Bruins are content drafting this late in the draft after a spectactular regular season. With the Bruins being a little light on defensemen prospects, they take the best available rearguard.
26. New York Islanders: C Ryan O'Reilly - Erie Otters (6.00, 200) 68GP 16G 50A 66P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 39th NA Skaters
It looks like the positions from 16-40 could more or less go in any various order. O'Reilly is a player that could go in the late first or mid-second. The Islanders elect to take him at 26 to inject a great kid, with tremendous leadership skills into their system.
27. Carolina Hurricanes: C Peter Holland - Guelph Storm (6.02, 185) 68GP 28G 39A 67P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 19th NA Skaters
In a recent interview, Holland was asked why a team should take him. He responded by saying he had "the most potential out of anyone in the draft." Obviously it's possible, but Holland certainly did not display that in the OHL playoffs, and that is why he has slipped this low in the draft. He certainly has all the tools though, it's just a matter of putting them altogether at the highest level. Confidence is clearly not an issue with Peter.
28. Chicago Blackhawks: RW Jordan Caron - Rimouski Oceanic (6.02. 202) 56GP 36G 31A 67P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 21st NA Skaters
The Blackhawks rich prospect pool gets even richer adding a player like Caron into the mould. He is a big bodied forward who can score, which will fit ideally into the Blackhawks crop of young forwards, including last year's selection, Kyle Beach.
29. Detroit Red Wings: LW Carl Klingberg - Frolunda (6.03, 205) 35GP 13G 13A 26P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 7th European Skaters
The Red Wings are certainly familiar with this drafting slot, and as much as they have their most success in later rounds, in this deep draft they should project to get a solid prospect. Klingberg is a big Swede who can score and muck it up in the corners and in front of the net. Detroit's usually, right, so Klingberg projects to be a future Hall-of-Famer.
30 Pittsburgh Penguins: LW Jeremy Morin - USA U-18 (6.01, 173) 46GP 26G 22A 48P
Final Central Scouting Bureau Ranking: 33rd NA Skaters
One knock against the defending Cup champs is that they have no wingers to play with Sidney Crosby or Evgeni Malkin. This is why they signed Miroslav Satan and Ruslan Fedotenko in the offseason, and acqurired Chris Kunitz and Bill Guerin prior to the Trade Deadline. Usually teams draft the best player available and fix the holes through trade and free agency, but the Penguins want to insert a solid winger prospect into the system for the future, and Morin fits the bill.
So there you have it, let's hope I get at least one right, but based on the depth of this draft, and who will go first even, I just might not.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Vaughn Coyotes?
The Toronto Maple Leafs have a territory claim on almost all of the GTA and Southern Ontario (whether or not the Buffalo Sabres have territory control over the Niagara peninsula is debatable). And if the Phoenix Coyotes eventually make the move into the GTA , hefty territory rights fees are going to need to be paid.
Keep in mind, Toronto's fan territory has been uncontested for almost 90 years now, and leafs nation is one of the strongest, biggest fan bases in all of the NHL. So what would it take for Phoenix (or Vaughn I suppose, for that seems to be the city that the rumor mill is circulating) to buy a portion of leafs nation?
Personally, I don't see this ending well. I can see Toronto asking for something along the lines of 3 or 4 first round draft picks and about 250 million dollars, as well as some other minor details just for the team to relocate into their territory. From then, the Coyotes organization will be broke, and reliant on a terrible at best team until the territory rights are paid off.
On the plus side, tickets to NHL games in that arena would be dirt cheap, but when you think about it, the last thing Ontario needs is another hopeless NHL franchise.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Low Risk, High Reward
One of the more underrated strengths of an National Hockey League management team is discovering talent that was passed through seven rounds or more in the NHL Entry Draft. Several NHLers perservered beyond their draft day to become great NHL players. These men include future Hall of Fame goaltenders Ed Belfour and Curtis Joseph, as well as forwards Peter Stastny, Dino Ciccarelli, Adam Oates, Joe Mullen and John Madden, and defencemen Brian Rafalski and Dan Boyle.Friday, March 27, 2009
Off-Years

Honourable Mentions:
Andrej Mezaros, Tomas Plekanec, Brian Rolston, Brent Burns, Derek Roy, JP Dumont, Scott Gomez
#5 - Rod Brind’Amour
2007-2008 - 51 Points +0
2008-2009 - 46 Points -22
Is the age getting to this old vet? He is 39 playing in a young league with a new style, that -22 is a dark shade of awful. Like many of you I have a soft spot for Rod “the bod” and he had a strong game against the Sens the other night, lets hope he is getting that big Shnozz revved up for the playoffs.
#4 - Marian Gaborik
2007-2008 - 83 Points 77 Games
2008-2009 - 10 Points 9 games
This Slovak needs a change of scenery bad. I know he has only played 9 games, but he opted out to have surgery after sitting out 20 games this year. It was reported that the surgery wasn’t even needed until the off-season and it was something you could play through. This guys heart is as full Mikey Vicks new Kennel, get him somewhere else and he may be able to play a full season, which means 100 Points.
#3 - Tomas Kaberle
2007-2008 – 53 Points

2008-2009 – 31 Points
The talk in leaf-land before the year started was that their defense was the strong part of their team, the big part being Tomas Kaberle. He is dealing with injuries, but if this guy is on your fantasy team than you have to feel like he just folded the tent on the year…Kind of like Hagman and Toskala, 3 prime of their career vets hurt? What a coincidence? When he was playing, Ian White was playing more than Tomas, Ian White was a healthy scratch and only got a shot because he was playing forward, how embarrassing Tomas. Shout out to the ‘tasche on White though
#2 - Mike Fisher
2007-2008 – 47 Points 82 PIM
2008-2009 – 29 Points 58 PIM
With a contract like his (not his fault) and the strength, speed and shot that he has “fish” has to be better. Where is his mind this year?
http://hornofgabriel.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/carrie-underwood-good.jpg
Alright, so give him credit, the boy reeled a good one in, but as a fan; have fun the rest of the year with your prize, lets actually win next year you under-achieving bitch.
#1 - Radim Vrbata
2007-2008 – 56 Points 27 Goals
2008-2009 - 6 Points Tampa Bay Lightning
2008-2009 - 8 Points Mlada Boleslav BK*
2008-2009 - 9 Points Liberec Bili Tygri HC
One of Wayne Gretzky’s go to guys last year has absolutely fell off the map. Almost of 30 goal scorer on a team without a set-up guy such as Phoenix one year, to the next where he plays for three teams…bring out the suitcase for this kid. What really makes no sense is that he is 28, the absolute prime of his career, he had an awesome year and got the contract he wanted and then falls out of the league back home to the Czech Republic and then gets traded there.
Lets hope you were not stuck drafting these guys in your little fantasy leagues, I drafted Gaborik and yes I hold a grudge. Let me know who you have been disappointed with.
Keep Muckin it up.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Fuck Eklund
1. Your Favorite Team Growing Up: Leafs
2. Your Most Hated Team Growing Up: Ottawa Senator
3. Best Offensive Forward: Ovech
4. Best Defensive Forward: Mike Richards
5. Best All-Around Forward: Ovechkin
6. Best Puck Moving D-man: Streit
7. Makes Players Around Him Better: Crosby
8. Most Selfish Player in the NHL: Kovalchuk
9. Best Defensive D-Man: Chara
10. Best Individual Player: Toews
11. Best Team Player: Recchi
12. Best Skater: Cogliano
13. Best Goalie: Luongo
14. Best Intimidator: Boogard
15. Best Captain: Luc Schenn, or Iginla
16. Best Power Play Player: Mike Cammalleri
17. Best Penalty Killer: Mike Richards, dude has 7 shortys
18. Best Rookie: Mason
19. Best Fighter: Belak after the k.o of brashear
20. Best Coach: Babcock
21. Best GM: Ken Holland, 9 straight seasons of 100+ points..
22. Best NHL Rivalry: best current, rangers devils, best past was leafs sens.
23. Favorite All-Time Player Joe Sakic
24. Best Fans in the NHL Besides the Team you root for: Calgary
25. Worst Fans in the NHL: Ottawa, they raise fans like B.Warnz, and allow their captain to be booed on home ice.
26. 3 Players you would start your team with: Crosby, Ovechkin, Lundqvist
27. Most Overrated Player in the NHL: Mike Modano, old guy coasting around the ice.
28. Arena you want to go and see a game in: Still on the list is HSBC for the crowd, (Buffalo)
29. Best All-Time Hockey Jersey: Blackhawks red jersey
30. Best Current Hockey Jersey: Bruins third jersey, finally got it right.
31. Worst All-Time Jersey: Nashvilles old yellow third, gross.
32. Team you root for when your team isn't playing: Buffalo, or for this weekend Chicago
33. Is there a place for fighting in the NHL Anymore? yes, protect the players
34. Most Dominant Player in the Game Today: ovech
35. Most entertaining Player in the Game Today: ovech
36. Player that you would most like to take to lunch: Lemieux, so I could ask him if he really meant for the puck to slide thru his legs in Salt Lake
37. Favorite food to snack on while watching hockey: Beer
38. Who is Going To Win the Stanley Cup this Year?: Calgary
39. Who is going to Win the Stanley Cup in 5 Years?: Leafs
There you have it. Feel free to disagree in the comment section. But make sure to back it up.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Jason Blake is Losing His Edge
Ever since the trade of linemate Dominic Moore at the deadline last week, Jason Blake has lost that spark he had previously in the start of 2009. With only one point in the past 4 games, it appears as if he's missing that catalyst that made him a great player as of late. Head Coach Ron Wilson has been making a list and weighing the pros and cons of potential new linemates for the once-hot Jason Blake.
Mikhail Grabovski
Pros: Speedy, creative centerman.
Cons: When asked by Wilson if he was capable of passing into the slot, Grabovski tilted his head quizzically and asked "What is passing?"
John Mitchell
Pros: Hard-Working Grinder
Cons: Can't keep up with the Blaker, also has a tendency to flub on shots and passes
Tim Stapleton
Pros: Has been impressive in his debut so far in a leafs uniform
Cons: Is number 42, which is a pretty big jersey to fill considering Kyle Wellwood had it last. Seriously, that thing must be like 4XL.
Niklas Hagman
Pros: Has been solid offensively and is already been proven to be a good match for Blake
Cons: Has spent most of the season trying to remember his name due to a string of concussions.
Lee Stempniak
Pros: Has been hot lately with 3 points in the last 4 games, an antithesis to Blake's slump as of late
Cons: Seems to have the same strategy of "skate up the wing as fast as possible, and either pass the puck into the slot or crash into the end boards" that Blake does.
Ben Ondrus
Pros: Captain of the Toronto Marlies, Ondrus was called up following the exlie of Nik Antropov and Dominic Moore at the trade deadline. He's a known scrapper and throws the body effectively.
Cons: Just a plug to fill the gap in the roster.
Matt Stajan
Pros: Very good at faceoffs and an unselfish player
Cons: Plays on the first line, and there's too much risk in putting an inconsistent Player up on the first line...then again... isn't Ponikarovsky there? hmm...
So there you have it. Jason Blake is on track to score 26 goals this season, hopefully one of these players can step in and help him on his way. That way, with any luck this summer he can be on his way out of Toronto.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Gary Roberts Reminds Me of my Dad
I figured I would just throw that out there, because i know you are all thinking it.All of us Canadians are praying that Gary will be sitting around in 2010 saying yes I played with Luongo…while he is wearing a gold medal around his neck.
Mental Issues aside, Theoren Fleury had the excitement to get any team revved up. 2 100 point seasons. OH and a senior A title I believe.
For all those leafs fans out there, Mats has to be one of the best guys to look down to know he is on your side. With his big body, he has never reached the 100 point mark, but has always been at 70 points and well over, who knows what could have happened if he didn’t play for the ‘makemelaughs
A short amount of time these two greats shared together, but watching this hall of famer skate around the rink everyday would leave most jaws dropped. Having 5 years with over 100 points as a defenseman isn’t to shabby, when you compare it to the modern day defenseman.
The “Golden Brett” is one of the best Natural Goal Scorers of all time, a grizzly bear like Gary Roberts would have only made room on the ice for a guy on this stature. To score 86 goals in one year, who would want to watch that clapper during practice.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Another Must Lose for the Leafs
So where does that leave us after a lackluster trade deadline? The Leafs currently sit 11th in the eastern conference and 24th overall in the league. With only 4 games remaining against teams below us in the standings (the Islanders tonight, 2 more against Tampa Bay and one against the Senators) it has reached a new point for the common Toronto fan. In the last 15 games of the regular season they need to go on a run. Think about this, 0-15 to close the season, would put the team one step closer in getting John Tavares. While unlikely since the draft lottery is probably rigged anyways, it gives Leafs fans hope.
Stop calling up these AHL players who are trying to prove something, lets bring back Gerry Valk, Aki Berg, Jyrki Lumme, and Jonas Hoglund. Stop calling out Slimey Spezza on his cheating sticks, stop Jason Blakes spin-o-rama, and for my sake, someone give Gerber some pressure so he can return to normal form.
Go Leafs Go...
Gary Roberts Announces Retirement
1224 Games played, 438 goals, 472 assists, 910 Points. 1 Stanley Cup championship, +229 overall.
With a NHL career that spanned 23 years and 6 franchises including a four-year stint with his hometown team the Toronto Maple Leafs, Gary Roberts was a remarkable player. A power forward who wasnt afraid to use the body and still put up solid numbers, a veteran player who was a mentor to some of the NHL's current superstars and an overall excellent team leader.
He ended his NHL career where it began, in Calgary on March 1st.
Enjoy your retirement Mr. Roberts, now can you please convince CuJo to follow suit?
