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TOP 10 HOTTEST PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE'S ARM CANDY

We here at Muck My Blog thought we have been a little bias as of late, just focussing on the male side of the spectrum so we thought we would try and change things up a little bit... Pfttt who am I trying to kid, we figured we would go behind closed doors and show you what the life of a professional athlete is really all about - Trophy Wives, Arm Candy, Models, Actresses, Singers/Songwriters, and those who are just filthy rich (some in more ways than one). Without any further adieu here is our list of the Top 10 Hottest Professional Athlete's Arm Candy.

NUMBER 10

Kim Kardashian (Boyfriend Reggie Bush, New Orleans Saints Running Back) 

- There's no money shortage in this relationship, maybe just a shortage on brains. Keep doing what your doing Reggie!

NUMBER 9

Gisele Bundchen (Husband Tom Brady, New England Patriots Quarterback)

- Any of this guy's past 3 girlfriends could have made the list, but we had to pick just one.

NUMBER 8

Elisha Cuthbert (Boyfriend Dion Phaneuf, Calgary Flames Defenseman)

- This Girl Next Door is also better known to hockey fans as "The Sloppy Seconds", but HEY she's Canadian!

NUMBER 7

Jessica Simpson (Boyfriend Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback)

- The bearer of the Jessica Jinx, also known as Yoko Romo.

NUMBER 6

Elin Nordegren (Husband Tiger Woods, World's #1 Ranked Professional Golfer)

- Come on now, he's Tiger Woods!

NUMBER 5

Cheryl Tweedy (Husband Ashley Cole, Chelsea/English National Football Team Left Back)

- Apparently Tweedy has had 21 UK Top 10 singles as a vocalist, but we have our own suggestion. How about you just focus on looking like this at all times? Okay, sounds good.

NUMBER 4

Eva Longoria (Husband Tony Parker, San Antonio Spurs Point Guard)

-Parker has never led the NBA in steals, but we feel as though the steal he had here on this Desperate Housewife is way more important than any he could have recorded on the court. But then again he does have 3 NBA Titles and a Finals MVP to his name. Touché Tony.

NUMBER 3

Carrie Underwood (Boyfriend Mike Fisher, Ottawa Senators Forward)

- Season 4 American Idol winner seemed a little camera shy when spotted at an Ottawa Senators home game last month. It's no wonder "The Best Eyes in Hockey" were able to pick this one out of a crowd.

NUMBER 2

Willa Ford (Husband Mike Modano, Dallas Stars Forward)

- Begs the question who is actually better looking in this relationship, her or husband Mikey Mo? Also, who spends more time in the shower, or their hair in the morning.

NUMBER 1

1. Gena Lee Nolin (Husband Cale Hulse, Unrestricted Free Agent Defenseman)

- Former Barker's Beauty and Baywatch Babe, pretty good for a guy most people have probably never heard of. I don't see this guy returning to the NHL anytime soon, and with a wife like this at home why would he?

HONORABLE MENTION

• Victoria Beckham (Husband David Beckham, AC Milan/English National Football Team Midfielder)
• Hilary Duff (Boyfriend Mike Comrie, Ottawa Senators Forward)
• Rachel Hunter (Fiance Jarrett Stoll, Los Angeles Kings Forward) *"The Other Sloppy Seconds"
• Rena Mero (Husband Brock Lesnar, UFC Heavyweight Champion) *She's Sable to all you WWE fans.
• Jennifer Walcott (Fiance Adam Archuleta, Free Agent Linebacker/Safety)
• Anna Benson (Husband Kris Benson, Texas Rangers Pitcher)
• Ingrid Vandebosche (Husband Jeff Gordon, NASCAR Driver)
• Aleka Kamila (Husband Peja Stojakovic, New Orleans Hornets Small Forward)
• Vanessa Bryant (Husband Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers Shooting Guard)
• Jenna Jameson (Boyfriend Tito Ortiz, MMA Fighter)
• Jamie Kotsay (Husband Mark Kotsay, Boston Red Sox Outfielder/First Baseman)
• Abigail Clancy (Boyfriend Peter Crouch, Portsmouth/English National Football Team Striker)
• Carmella Garcia (Husband Jeff Garcia, Free Agent Quarterback) *And there was a rumor at one point that Garcia might be gay? Well if he is, this is a pretty good cover.
  

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN!

He's Back!

Over the weekend, the world's best golfer came from behind to capture his 6th career Arnold Palmer Invitational title, and 2nd in a row. This title, i would like to say was different from his win last year but, it was actually quite similar. Tiger again played in a final grouping with Sean O'Hair, who this year lead Tiger by 5 strokes going into Sunday's round. Tiger, similar to 2008 missed a few opportunities down the stretch to put the tournament away before the 18th hole. In 2008 he missed key birdie putts on both 16 and 17, and in 2009 he went par, bogey on 16 and 17 failing to capitalize on O'Hairs mistakes. This lead to the same situation as 2008. Tiger throwing a fairly good 2nd shot onto the middle of the Green at 18 on a beautiful Bay Hill course. Last year Tiger had 24 feet downhill with a slight break, and this year he had 16 feet uphill with slight break. Last year Tiger calmly stepped up and drained the put for a one stroke win over Bart Bryant, and this year Tiger calmly stepped up and drained the putt in the last minutes of daylight for a one stroke win over Sean O'Hair, who in both cases got a front row seat of Tiger's brilliance. Both years Tiger took all 72 holes before sinking his final putt of the tournament to get the win. This years was perhaps more impressive though. Coming off knee surgery Tiger was still trying to find his groove on tour and looked average through the first 3 rounds and sat at -2 heading into Sunday, a full 5 shots off the lead, but he was in the final pair, which usually spells doom for his playing partner. In his career when Tiger has played in the final pair, only 8 people hes played with have shot better scores than him, 8 people have shot the same, and a remarkable 68 people have scored worse than him. Everyone says the same thing: "I just have to play my own game and not worry about Tiger". Yea well apparently very few people can back that up, as clearly there is an intimidation factor. Tiger, almost impossible to catch when leading after 54, has now won 19 times coming from behind, an impressive stat to say the least. When Tiger is within 5 strokes of the lead, he has a final round scoring average of 68.5, meaning if you have the lead going into day 4...look the fuck out, cause Tiger is coming for you. This win should give Tiger some confidence heading into the Masters April 9-12 should he choose not to play in Shell Houston Open next week. This obviously does not bode well for the rest of the tour, so they can all thank Sean O'Hair for imploding vs. Tiger, shooting a final round 73, blowing a 5 stroke lead and greasing the wheels of the worlds best golfer heading into golfs biggest major.

Oh yea, by the way, how dirty was Tiger's celebration in 2008 after winning the Arnie Palmer? Good enough that most golfers chose to immitate it when finishing their weekend, most of them shooting over par. And props to Woods for another great celly this year. Heeee's Baaaack!

Phil Mickelson beats the pack (Tiger) to win World Golf Championship

With all of the hype around Tiger Woods coming back to the tour, hopefully Phil’s weekend doesn’t get over-looked. He was quoted saying he did not eat for three days, and was checked into the hospital for dehydration. Last time I checked dehydration symptoms include fatigue, weakness, chills and head rushes. The game of golf can be looked at as more of a mental challenge than a physical, so although he wasn’t limping onto the tee-blocks like Tiger did at the US open (can I say embellished, reminding me of that die-hard street hockey guy who is only limping right after he scores), Phil battled being very sick, a sickness that most people wouldn’t get out of bed for let alone go finish off the field.
I love Tiger..who doesn’t lets just say the way Mr. Mickelson needs to stay on the course as much as possible, he has to be the favourite to win the masters which is coming up in a month…just in time to get all of us Canadians ready to TEE it up.

Gripper and Ripper everyone.