Monday, March 16, 2009

Fuck Eklund

Taken from Eklund at hockeybuzz. He is a fat loser, and he is always wrong but I still go to the site.

1. Your Favorite Team Growing Up: Leafs
2. Your Most Hated Team Growing Up: Ottawa Senator
3. Best Offensive Forward: Ovech
4. Best Defensive Forward: Mike Richards
5. Best All-Around Forward: Ovechkin
6. Best Puck Moving D-man: Streit
7. Makes Players Around Him Better: Crosby
8. Most Selfish Player in the NHL: Kovalchuk
9. Best Defensive D-Man: Chara
10. Best Individual Player: Toews
11. Best Team Player: Recchi
12. Best Skater: Cogliano
13. Best Goalie: Luongo
14. Best Intimidator: Boogard
15. Best Captain: Luc Schenn, or Iginla
16. Best Power Play Player: Mike Cammalleri
17. Best Penalty Killer: Mike Richards, dude has 7 shortys
18. Best Rookie: Mason
19. Best Fighter: Belak after the k.o of brashear
20. Best Coach: Babcock
21. Best GM: Ken Holland, 9 straight seasons of 100+ points..
22. Best NHL Rivalry: best current, rangers devils, best past was leafs sens.
23. Favorite All-Time Player Joe Sakic
24. Best Fans in the NHL Besides the Team you root for: Calgary
25. Worst Fans in the NHL: Ottawa, they raise fans like B.Warnz, and allow their captain to be booed on home ice.
26. 3 Players you would start your team with: Crosby, Ovechkin, Lundqvist
27. Most Overrated Player in the NHL: Mike Modano, old guy coasting around the ice.
28. Arena you want to go and see a game in: Still on the list is HSBC for the crowd, (Buffalo)
29. Best All-Time Hockey Jersey: Blackhawks red jersey
30. Best Current Hockey Jersey: Bruins third jersey, finally got it right.
31. Worst All-Time Jersey: Nashvilles old yellow third, gross.
32. Team you root for when your team isn't playing: Buffalo, or for this weekend Chicago
33. Is there a place for fighting in the NHL Anymore? yes, protect the players
34. Most Dominant Player in the Game Today: ovech
35. Most entertaining Player in the Game Today: ovech
36. Player that you would most like to take to lunch: Lemieux, so I could ask him if he really meant for the puck to slide thru his legs in Salt Lake
37. Favorite food to snack on while watching hockey: Beer
38. Who is Going To Win the Stanley Cup this Year?: Calgary
39. Who is going to Win the Stanley Cup in 5 Years?: Leafs

There you have it. Feel free to disagree in the comment section. But make sure to back it up.

Friday, March 13, 2009

UFC Divisions Looking Bright

The UFC has always been tops in the world as far as MMA goes. Ever since Pride Fighting Championships was disbanded, the UFC has taken control of the fight game. They also reintroduced the lightweight division which had been absent from the organization for quite a few years. Although the UFC has had astounding success, their divisions have not always been stocked with talent, and at some points they have relied on marketable names to get PPV buys and sell tickets. Recently though, the UFC has proven that they can stock pile talent in every division and on any givent night they can show solid fighters at any weight class, most of which have become household names in MMA. The success of the Ultimate fighter has helped to add depth to some once depleted divisions. Here is a division by division look at some of the UFC's top talent.

Lightweight:
I dont think there is any doubt right now that BJ Penn is currently the top lightweight in the UFC. He hold the title and no one within the lightweight division has shown that they are ready to knock him off his throne. Although BJ was man handled in his last bout, that was against a much larger George St.Pierre. At 155 BJ is the man to beat right now. Ultimate Fighter 1 alumni Kenny Florian has vastly improved and looks likely to get the next title shot. Ken-Flo is primed and ready for this opportunity but will likely need the showing of his life to beat BJ. Look for Kenny to use his vicious elbows, probably the best in the sport. Also in this division are the likes of Joe Stevenson, also an Ultimate Fighter cast member, who has looked good at times but is still trying to bust through, Sean Sherk, who has had steroid issuses and hasnt looked the same since losing the lightweight title. Also amongst the very deep lightweight division is Diego Sanchez who recently dropped from 170, and looked impressive in his first win at 155, proving that making the cut is no big deal. Look for him to be a force at this lighter weight. Honourable mensions should be given to Spencer Fisher who always impresses, Nate Diaz who has looked very good and has only lost once in the Octagon and that was via split decision to the always entertaining wild man Clay Guida.

Welterweight:
With Matt Hughes' reign of terror in the Welterweight division all but over, it is now GSP's division to rule. He has shown that no one at 170 can compete with him and he is arguably one of the pound for pound best fighters in the world. Look for GSP to own 170 for a long time to come. Don't get me wrong though this division is still loaded with top end talent. Josh Koschek, newcomer Carlos Condit, Jon Fitch, Karo Parisyan and Matt Serra are all outstanding fighters and bring tons of excitement to the division. Thiago "Pittbull" Alves is next in line for a title shot and deservedly so. He has run through the welterweight division with 7 straight wins, uncluding impressive wins over Hughes, Parisyan and Koschek. Look for him to give GSP all he can handle with his aggressive style and potent standup. A relative newcomer to the division, Mike Swick, after dropping from 185 is also a man to look out for. His nickname "Quick" is not a joke. He has lightning fast hands and knockout power. In his most recent fight he put Jonathon Goulet away in just 33 seconds, and says he is now ready for the best the welterweight division has to offer, and has all the tools to challenge the best.

Middleweight:
This division is one that used to look bleak. Before the likes of Anderson Silva, Rich Franklin walked through everyone in the middleweight class. Now, realizing (quite smartly i might add) that he isnt going to beat Silva, after already losing twice, Franklin moved to 205. This left the division wide open again as Silva, who is still undefeated in the UFC, has polished off the divisions best, and has even had to dip his toe into the 205 weight class in search of a challenger. This division has seen a resurgence though and now has competitive fighters, looking to take down the champ. Thales Leites is next in line and with great jiu-jitsu, should be a challenge for Silva if Leites can get him down. Also among the divisions best are Canadian Patrick Cote, who had his title shot but blew out his knee in the third round. He'll be back in the summer of 2009 and looking to again make some noise. Also grabbing headlines are jiu-jitsu ace Damein Maia, Japanese fighter Yushin Okami, strongman Nate Marquardt, former Pride champ Dan Henderson, newcomer Denis Kang, and ultimate fighter alumnist Kendal Grove (who still needs to prove himself). Also you can't forget about Mike Bisping from the UK. He is the total package, strength, standup, takedowns, everything. He will soon get a title shot if he keeps winning and may just make the most of it. He's won 7 of his last 8 in the octagon with the only loss in there to current light heavyweight champ Rashad Evans. Bisping is a force watch for him the rest of 2009.

Light Heavyweight:
This is possibly the UFC's most stacked division. It is loaded with world class talent. Right now Rashad Evans holds the title and has looked extremely impressive and is still undefeated in the UFC. He has wins over the divisions best in Chuck Liddell, Forest Griffin, and Mike Bisping. His lightning quick hands and incredible wrestling and ground and pound make him a handful for anybody. Forest Griffin has proven he can hang with the best in the world posting victories over Rampage Jackson, and Mauricio Rua, and breifly holding the title as well. Griffin is a very good striker and will remain atop the division for some time to come. Rampage has battled personal issues, lost the title and looked less than impressive in previous fights. But it appears he is back on track and will likely get a title shot once his jaw heals. "Rampage is back BABY!" Lyoto Machida will next face champ Rashad Evans, and despite Machida's boring style, his record doesnt lie. 14-0 in his career, but with a lot of decision victories. Since Rashad Evans has learned to finish fights now, look for Machida to be in tough as Evans likely wont let this go to the judges. Chuck Liddell and Wanderlei Silva are both looking to bounce back from losses, and although they may be getting a bit older, are both deadly fighters and will try to fight their way back to the top of the 205 division. Dont forget about them. Like i said, the division is stacked, and there isnt enough time to go over every fighter, but keep an eye on all the following fighters, because with a win or two any of these guys could fight for the belt: Rich Franklin, Keith Jardine, Mauricio Rua, Matt Hammill, and Thiago Silva. Also watch up and comers Ryan Bader and Steve Cantwell.

Heavyweight:
Also once seen as depleted after the absences of Tim Sylvia and Andrei Arlovski, the heavyweight division has once again started to deepen its talent. The return of Randy Couture helped immensely. His fight with Sylvia brought instant recognition back to the heavyweight class. Since then Frank Mir has made an impressive comeback, and looks to be back at the top of his game, Brock Lesnar has made the transition from WWE superstar to a MMA heavyweight contender and Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira has come over from Pride to breifly hold the interim title. The mini tournament between Lesnar, Couture, Mir, and Nogueira brought excitement and a series of great fights to the organization which will be completed later this year when Lesnar takes on Mir in a rematch for the heavyweight title. The division is also loaded with a plethra of depth fighters all on the edge being stars that just havent shown consistency enough to be in the divisions elite. The list includes Cheick Kongo, Heath Herring, Shane Carwin, Gabriel Gonzaga, and Fabricio Verdum. Cain Valesquez has showed loads of skill and may be the best heavyweight outside the top 4. He hasnt lost in the UFC and is ready to take on the divisions elite. Junior Dos Santos is relatively unknown but has two first round TKO's in 2 fights and could be a force in the upcoming year. Also their have been rumblings that Mirko "CroCrop" Filipovic is ready to return to North America and the UFC, and could re-enter the heavyweight division and cause problems for some fighters, despite not looking impressive while on hiedus from the UFC.

Well there ya have it, a division by division breakdown of the top talent in the UFC.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Jason Blake is Losing His Edge

Not pictured: puck in net

Ever since the trade of linemate Dominic Moore at the deadline last week, Jason Blake has lost that spark he had previously in the start of 2009. With only one point in the past 4 games, it appears as if he's missing that catalyst that made him a great player as of late. Head Coach Ron Wilson has been making a list and weighing the pros and cons of potential new linemates for the once-hot Jason Blake.

Mikhail Grabovski
Pros: Speedy, creative centerman.
Cons: When asked by Wilson if he was capable of passing into the slot, Grabovski tilted his head quizzically and asked "What is passing?"

John Mitchell
Pros: Hard-Working Grinder
Cons: Can't keep up with the Blaker, also has a tendency to flub on shots and passes

Tim Stapleton
Pros: Has been impressive in his debut so far in a leafs uniform
Cons: Is number 42, which is a pretty big jersey to fill considering Kyle Wellwood had it last. Seriously, that thing must be like 4XL.

Niklas Hagman
Pros: Has been solid offensively and is already been proven to be a good match for Blake
Cons: Has spent most of the season trying to remember his name due to a string of concussions.

Lee Stempniak
Pros: Has been hot lately with 3 points in the last 4 games, an antithesis to Blake's slump as of late
Cons: Seems to have the same strategy of "skate up the wing as fast as possible, and either pass the puck into the slot or crash into the end boards" that Blake does.

Ben Ondrus
Pros: Captain of the Toronto Marlies, Ondrus was called up following the exlie of Nik Antropov and Dominic Moore at the trade deadline. He's a known scrapper and throws the body effectively.
Cons: Just a plug to fill the gap in the roster.


Matt Stajan
Pros: Very good at faceoffs and an unselfish player
Cons: Plays on the first line, and there's too much risk in putting an inconsistent Player up on the first line...then again... isn't Ponikarovsky there? hmm...

So there you have it. Jason Blake is on track to score 26 goals this season, hopefully one of these players can step in and help him on his way. That way, with any luck this summer he can be on his way out of Toronto.

UFC Hall of Famer Suspended


It was announced today that the California State Athletic Commission has suspended UFC and MMA veteran and "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock for one-year following a positive test for 3 banned substances.  Shamrock had appealed the suspension but to no avail. The positive test came after the conclusion of Shamrock's latest fight, a win over Ross Clifton on February 13, 2009.  The fight was Shamrock's first win since 2004, and helped snap a personal 5 match losing streak (Shamrock had also been knocked out in the first round of each of his previous five fights, OUCH!). 

Reports indicate that other states will uphold Shamrock's suspension and his latest fight where he was scheduled to battle Bobby Lashley (A former World Wresting Entertainment Superstar) in the Main Event of a mixed-martial-arts portion of the pro boxing/MMA hybrid show at the Pensacola Civic Centre on March 21st, 2009 will NOT happen. Eight-time world boxing champion Roy Jones Jr. is scheduled to take on Omar Sheika in the Main Event of the boxing portion of the show.

This may lead some to wonder if the UFC Hall of Famer may have also been taking banned substances back in Shamrock's days with the World Wrestling Federation?

Kudos to the California State Athletic Commission for getting this one right!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Why NFL fantasy is the best

New fantasy football commercial made by Reebok


Hall of Fame Worthy Names

Well this originally started as a Top 10 list bust after doing some research I stumbled across more names than I expected and well, now it's a Top 20 list. Here it is...

20. Homer Bush (MLB) - Wish he was still patrolling second base for the Jays...
19. Miroslav Satan (NHL) - Would be a lot better if he would play for the Devils one day.
18. Boof Bonser (MLB) - Who names their kid Boof, honestly?
17. Coco Crisp (MLB) - Sounds like a cereal I may have enjoyed as a child.
16. Stubby Clapp (Baseball) - Hey, he's the only Canadian to top the list!
15. Dick Butkus (NFL) - Shut up, shut up, kiss my butt, kiss my butt, go to hell. (For all you Simpson's fans out there)
14. Usain Bolt (Track)- Worlds Fastest Man. Coincidence? I think not.
13. Darko Milicic (NBA) - Yeah.. he's white.
12. Ron Tugnutt (NHL) - Actually have an hockey card signed by him which makes this even funnier.
11. Warrior (Jim Hellwig) (WWF) - Better known to WWF fans as the Ultimate Warrior. The man must have had a screw loose or something because in 1993 he legally changed his name to Warrior.
10. Milton Bradley (MLB) - Wonder if he enjoys a friendly game of "Battleship" every once and awhile?
9. Shavodrick Beaver (NCAA Football) - Unfortunate.
8. God Shammgod (Basketball) - What do you even say about this name?
7. De'Cody Fagg (NCAA Football) - Tell me this guy didn't get teased growing up.
6. Chubby Cox (NBA) - Kinda hoping for his sake that he lived up to the name on this one.
5. Urban Shocker (MLB) - Classic.
4. Rusty Kuntz (MLB) - Makes you think what his parents thinking on that one?
3. Dick Trickle (Racing) - A rather amusing bodily function.
2. Harry Colon (NFL) - Rather unfortunate.
1. Lucious Pusey (MLB) (later changed his name to Lucious Seymour) - Hmm I wonder why?



Other Notables - Albert Pujols (MLB), Dick Pole (MLB), Speedy Claxton (MLB), Rudy Gay (NBA), World B. Free (NBA), Chad Ocho Cinco (NFL), Pee Wee Reese (MLB), Dean Windass (Soccer), Misty Hyman (Swimming), "Ugly" Johnny Dickshot (MLB), Gregor Fucka (Basketball), Pete LaCock (MLB)

Gary Roberts Reminds Me of my Dad

I figured I would just throw that out there, because i know you are all thinking it.


Gary Roberts longevity in the league was not only based on his scoring output but his optimal teamwork. The following list is the top 10 players who Gary Roberts has been able to share a dressing room with, practice with, and muck it up for.




Honerable Mentions:
Mike Vernon, Joe Nieuwendyk, Doug Gilmour, Ed Belfour, Evgeni Malkin and Vincent Lecavalier And how can I forget…Jonas Hoglund


10)Roberto Luongo– Florida Panthers – 2005-2007
All of us Canadians are praying that Gary will be sitting around in 2010 saying yes I played with Luongo…while he is wearing a gold medal around his neck.

9) Brian Leetch– Toronto Maple leafs - 2003-2004
The best American defenseman of all time. The long time Ranger had three seasons over 80 points.

8)Al MacInnis – Calgary Flames 1986 – 1995
I’m sure Mr. Roberts didn’t stand in front of the net during practice to much on the PP work. Al must have appreciated Gary too, seeing he did reach the 100 point mark when they were together.

7)Sydney Crosby – Pittsburg Penguins – 2006-2008
“Sid the Kid”, something to tell his children about.

6)Theoren Fleury - Calgary Flames 1988 – 1996
Mental Issues aside, Theoren Fleury had the excitement to get any team revved up. 2 100 point seasons. OH and a senior A title I believe.

5)Ron Francis – Carolina hurricanes – 1998 – 2000
Ronny ‘Franchise’ is a true hall of famer, who has to be the nicest guy to play in the league. Lets just say I’m sure Gary had him babysitting a few times, telling stories of the Hartford Whalers and 3 100 point seasons.



4)Lanny Mcdonald – Calgary Flames 1986-87
Who wouldn’t want to be around that Duster..enough said.






3)Mats Sundin – Toronto Maple Leafs – 2000 – 2004
For all those leafs fans out there, Mats has to be one of the best guys to look down to know he is on your side. With his big body, he has never reached the 100 point mark, but has always been at 70 points and well over, who knows what could have happened if he didn’t play for the ‘makemelaughs


2)Paul Coffey - Carolina Hurricanes – 1999-2000
A short amount of time these two greats shared together, but watching this hall of famer skate around the rink everyday would leave most jaws dropped. Having 5 years with over 100 points as a defenseman isn’t to shabby, when you compare it to the modern day defenseman.


1)Brett Hull – Moncton Golden Flames 1986-87; Calgary Flames 1986 – 1988
The “Golden Brett” is one of the best Natural Goal Scorers of all time, a grizzly bear like Gary Roberts would have only made room on the ice for a guy on this stature. To score 86 goals in one year, who would want to watch that clapper during practice.



Jeff Reed is basically the man

I have come to the conclusion that Jeff Reed is out of control and definitely the most awesomest kicker in the NFL. Sure he isn't the most accurate at 87% and he doesn't have the biggest leg, topping out around 55 yards, but this guy knows how to party. I once sat behind the guy at a Pittsburgh Penguins game and he looked like your everyday kicker. This was until I went to look up his stats before a Pittsburgh Steelers playoff game last year, and realized the first things that came up were drunken pictures, and drunken incidents. This is when i clued in that perhaps Jeff Reed wasnt just some lame kicker. The majority of pictures i see of him are with his shirt off, half in the bag and hugging one or more women at a bar. Jeff Reed is a pioneer for the kickers position. This guy is changing stereotypes of the "boring" kicker. I mean the guy may not be the smartest human being in the world but he kicks a ball between 2 poles a few times a day for a living...one day a week he's gotta do something to pass the time. I condone him for living it up while making millions. He has done a few dumb things, like taking a naked picture of himself on his cellphone, and smashing a towel dispenser because it ran out of towels, but that was the alcohol acting not Jeff. I dont like the Steelers but between Jeff Reed and Ben Roethlisberger, they must throw some sweet parties. Thank you Jeff Reed for being a cool kicker with wicked hair. Keep doing what you do!

Dustin Brown gets caught...

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I'm guessing LA Kings Captain Dustin Brown must have lost some sort of bet, either that or he's definitely not among the world's most intelligent people..

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Latest Steve Downie Suspension...


So Steve Downie racked up his second 20 game suspension in 2 seasons, and third suspension in three different leagues in the past 3 years, eh? No real surprise here, as the guy is a nutcase who likes to play on the edge.  But when is he really going to learn?  Here is a  21-year old kid with all the talent and promise in the world, who only 3 years after his draft year has been sent packing by 2 different organizations (mind you in 2 different leagues, with the Windsor Spitfires of the Ontario Hockey League for the hazing incident with Akim Aliu, and for a late his delivered to former Ottawa Senator Dean McAmmond while playing for the Philadelphia Flyers of the National Hockey League) but is still some how remembered to be one of the great Canadian World Junior Hockey Players of recent memory.

Now I'll be the first to admit that Downie has taken quite a fall for his actions, and has more than likely been given harsher punishments than he deserved since turning pro.  This undoubtably is because of his actions and reputation he gained throughout his junior career, but this is not where is all started. Downie was always considered to be a "loose canon" throughout his minor hockey career, and will be remember by many former teammates, coaches and opposing players by this. He is and always has been the type of player who can be effective when he plays within the limits of the game, but it also doesn't take much to get him off his game.

But in the wake of this latest incident in the American Hockey League while playing for the Norfolk Admirals (the Tampa Bay Lightning affiliate), I am going to have to take Downie's side. Yes, It does look like he was taking a swipe at the ref dropping the puck, but in Downie's defense, after looking closely at the video I would have to say that he is most likely taking a swipe at the opposing players stick, as it is possible that there was some chirping being done between the two before the puck was dropped. But in the end he did strike the ref and from this the ref made a decision on the play from his own judgement.  All I'm saying is that Downie's reputation only made this one worse on himself.

Please someone, get this guy some counseling before his temperament ends his once promising NHL career.